Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
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Go to Fred Segal, youll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
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Shes dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
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Oh where, oh where could they be?
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
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Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
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Made a wrong turn once or twice
Dug my way out, blood and fire
Bad decisions, thats alright
Welcome to my silly life
Mistreated, misplaced, misunderstood
Miss No way, its all good
It didnt slow me down.
Mistaken, always second guessing
Underestimated, look Im still around
Pretty, pretty please, dont you ever, ever feel
Like youre less than fucking perfect
Pretty, pretty please, if you ever, ever feel
Like youre nothing, youre fucking perfect to me